Government Gone Wild: The Misadventure of Misallocated Millions

You can’t make this shit up, folks. We’re living in a world where the lunatics have taken over the asylum, and they’re spending your money like it’s Monopoly money. We’re talking about a government so out of touch, they’re defending the kind of programs that make you wonder if they’re smoking something that’s not on the legal list yet. If we had real journalism instead of the propaganda machine we’ve got, maybe fewer people would be suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome. But no, here we are, watching them throw money at the most absurd shit you can imagine…

10 million a year on empty office building

3 million to the State Department to censor conservatives.

2 million to fund Health and Human Services for a study on Facebook for children to see how they react to food advertisements.

419,000 to study rats to see if lonely rats are more likely to use cocaine.

4.8 million for Ukraine influencers

365,000 for the National Endowment of the Arts promoting circuses in national parks.

10 million for Girl Climate Activism In Brazil

875,000 to fund films in the country of Jordan.

345,002 fight terrorism with soccer

288,000 for diversity in bird-watching

500,000 to Ethiopia To expand its media presence

7 million for magic-related and magic-believe projects.

2 million for border security in the country of Paraguay

385,000 for a pigeon statue in NYC.

20 million for fertilizer research abroad

123,000 to teach viral video Research in the country of Kazakhstan.

1.5 million to spin kittens for science to study motion sickness

720,479 for Mexican duck conservation

20 million for Sesame St in Iraq

1.7 million For the Federal Bureau of Advanced Staple Engineering to create the ultimate stapler that never jams

1.5 million The commission of conference room swivel chairs to ensure all chairs swivel at the same rate

1.3 million To the office of highlighter color coordination

2.4 Million To the research initiative on pencil sharpening efficiency.

But wait it gets better

1.6 million to the strategic paperweight design program

1.4 million to the national bubble wrap stress relief study

900,000 to the borough of Mailbox Fernsway I must admit I have no fucking clue what this is however, we paid for this Shit.

2.3 million To the Federal Balloon Animal Training Academy to learn how to twist balloons into animal figures

3 million To the office of puddle depth management

1.5 million to the Bureau of Alarm Clock Testing.

Unauthorized spending programs.

Over 1200 programs are Running on autopilot Amounting to 500 billion a year

This refers to programs that were originally intended to be in effect for a year; an oversite or perhaps intentionally, they have remained unchecked for years, leading to significant financial gain for some individuals.

38 billion annually Foreign Relations Act approval 2003 is still in effect today. Expired in 2004

48 billion annually 21st Century Cures Act expired 30 years ago

37 billion annually the Quality Housing Act of 1998 Expired In 1999 Still operational.

25 billion annually The NASA Authorization Act of 2017 expired in 2018 still operational

7 billion annually The Energy Policy Act Of 2005 Expired in 2006 and is still operational

9 billion annually the Workforce and Opportunities Act of 2014 expired in 2015 still operational.

But wait, it gets even better! We’ve got programs that are like zombies, still walking around after they should’ve been dead and buried. Over 1200 of these brain-dead programs are running on autopilot, costing us a cool half-trillion dollars each year. Acts from the past, supposed to be one-year wonders, are still draining our wallets because nobody’s fucking watching the store!

You’ve got acts like the Foreign Relations Act from 2003, still kicking after its expiration date in 2004. The 21st Century Cures Act, which should’ve been history 30 years ago, but no, it’s still here like that moldy cheese in the back of your fridge. And don’t get me started on the others; they’re all part of this grand, governmental scam.

This isn’t just a Democrat or Republican issue; this is a government-wide clusterfuck. They’re spending your money like it’s going out of style, and for what? To line their pockets? It’s like a money laundering scheme, except if you or I tried this, we’d be in jail faster than you can say “corruption.”

This is just the tip of the iceberg, folks. They’re aiming to cut back spending by a cool $456 billion a day to hit a trillion by 2026. Programs are being slashed, but there’s still more to go. So, buckle up, you lunatics, because we’ve got four more years of this circus. Keep crying, keep complaining, but remember, it’s your money they’re playing with.