By Hans Wilder for Digital Media USA David Pakman strikes again, folks, rolling out his greatest hits of smug, woke talking points and thinking they’ll […]
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“How ‘Cool’ Trumped the Nerds in 2024: A Lesson in Swagger vs. Snooze”
By Hans Wilder for Digital Media USA Let’s face it, folks. The 2024 election wasn’t just about policies, debates, or yard signs. Nope, it was […]
Tariffs, Trade, and Common Sense: Why It’s Time to Stop Buying Cheap Pencils from China
By Hans Wilder for Digital Media USA Hey folks, let’s talk about something most people don’t think about: tariffs. Yeah, I know—it’s not as sexy […]
Schumer’s Senate Shuffle: Please Don’t Crush Us Like We Were Gonna Crush You!
Alright, folks, buckle up because we’re diving into the schmoozy, hypocritical, and downright hilarious world of Senate politics. And who better to give us the […]
TRUMP.one Relaunches as a Serious Platform for the 2025 Trump Administration
By John Anderson, Digital Media USA TRUMP.one, once known as the digital epicenter of meme wars that energized past election cycles, has entered a new […]
Cincinnatus and Trump: A Modern-Day Hero’s Journey to Save the Republic
Alright, let’s talk about Cincinnatus, the Roman general who, believe it or not, has something in common with Trump’s run in 2024. Imagine the scene—ancient […]
Grabbing the Cookie, Missing the Cake: How Trump Played the Waiting Game to Win Big in 2024
“Delayed gratification,” folks—that’s the real theme of Trump’s 2024 victory, a lesson in patience that nobody saw coming from a guy who made his career […]
“Northern NY Takes Over DC: Trump, Elise, and Tom Make America Upstate Again!”
You heard it right, folks. Trump’s got Northern NY on the national stage, and you can practically hear the Adirondacks cheering. Here comes Elise Stefanik, […]
How Trump Broke America’s Fragile Feelings: A National Crisis in Coping
So here we are again, folks: America just had another one of those “democratic experiments,” and guess who came out on top? The guy that […]
Trump Triumphs in Historic Win, but Will Kamala Hand Over the Keys? What Happens if Biden Bows Out Before Inauguration Day?
Let’s break it down like this: Trump wins, fair and square. Both the popular vote and the Electoral College — the whole package! You’ve got […]