Biden’s Comedy Act: “I Can’t Wait to See Trump in Prison!”
So, here’s Joe Biden at a rally, practically rubbing his hands together like a kid in a candy store, saying…
MAGA Melanin: The Unlikely Heroes of the Trump Train
Well, well, well! It looks like the Trump train is making a pit stop at a new station called "MAGA…
EXCLUSIVE: UFO ‘Mother Ship’ Swarms Targeting US Military Bases, Says Pentagon Insider
Something strange is happening in the skies above the U.S. military, and the truth is getting harder to hide. For…
“Watertown: The Gold Mine We Didn’t Know We Were Sitting On… or Maybe Just Another Government Experiment”
By Hans Wilder for DMUSA This week in Watertown has been nothing short of surreal. You can’t swing a cat (not that I would—I'm a cat lover) without hitting someone…
Oh, It’s Just the Government Doing Their Thing
Well, folks, after weeks of watching that yellow and blue plane buzzing around like a confused bumblebee on steroids, we finally got a response. And guess what? Turns out we’re…
Crop Dusters and Cover-Ups: Watertown’s Airborne Mystery
Here’s what I think is going on, folks: it was a probing mission, plain and simple. They’re flying this Canadian crop duster like it’s just a casual trip, but they…
Putin Nukes London Video: Why? Because Power’s the Only Game
Alright, folks, let’s talk about this little video that Putin just dropped—the one where London gets nuked. I mean, what's this guy trying to say? Is he bored? Did his…