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Category: Trump
Trump 2.0: The Wrecking Ball Returns
Alright, folks, let’s talk about the Donald Trump comeback special. This guy has decided to take a giant shit on subtlety and just go full […]
Mass Hysteria 2025: When Losing an Election is a Pre-Existing Condition
By Hans Wilder, Watertown NY So, apparently, Trump’s victory has triggered a full-blown medical emergency. People are dropping like flies—not from heart attacks or strokes, […]
AI Bites Back: How Elon and the DOGE Crew Are Exposing Government Waste
What Comes Around Goes Around By Hans Wilder, Watertown NY For years, the U.S. government has funneled taxpayer money into murky corners, bankrolling everything from […]
Anthony Constantino: The Right Candidate for NY-21 in the Age of Political Turmoil
Anthony Constantino: The Right Candidate for NY-21 in the Age of Political Turmoil By Hans Wilder, Watertown NY It’s official: the special election for New […]
“Now Taking Applications: New States for the USA!”
By Hans Wilder, In the sky over North Carolina You know what America needs? More America! That’s right, folks—it’s time we open the books and […]
‘Rawr, I’m Gonna Tariff You Back!’ Meme Takes Internet by Storm as Trump Outsmarts Trudeau
‘Rawr, I’m Gonna Tariff You Back!’ Meme Takes Internet by Storm as Trump Outsmarts Trudeau By Hans Wilder, West Palm Beach In yet another victory […]
Generals Gathered in Their Masses: Trump’s Battle Against Washington’s War Pigs
Washington, D.C. – By Wyane Murry, Digital Media USAFebruary 2, 2025 “Generals gathered in their masses”—a line from Black Sabbath’s classic War Pigs that perfectly […]
Trump Orders Airstrikes on ISIS in Somalia
Trump Orders Airstrikes on ISIS in SomaliaBy Dexter Langley, Washington, D.C. In a decisive military operation, former President Donald Trump announced Saturday that he had […]
Anthony Constantino for Congress: The People’s Choice, the RINOs’ Nightmare, and Trump’s Best Ally
By Hans Wilder, West Palm Beach Florida Anthony Constantino for Congress: A No-Nonsense Fighter for Trump’s Golden Age Alright folks, here’s the deal: The 21st […]