So here we are again, folks: America just had another one of those “democratic experiments,” and guess who came out on top? The guy that […]
Category: Trump
Trump Triumphs in Historic Win, but Will Kamala Hand Over the Keys? What Happens if Biden Bows Out Before Inauguration Day?
Let’s break it down like this: Trump wins, fair and square. Both the popular vote and the Electoral College — the whole package! You’ve got […]
Area 47 and the Presidential Power Play: Uncovering the Mystery Beneath Watertown
by Zane Reddick, for AREA 47 As America heads toward the pivotal 2024 election, the drama within our nation’s highest office could reach an unprecedented […]
Biden’s Comedy Act: “I Can’t Wait to See Trump in Prison!”
So, here’s Joe Biden at a rally, practically rubbing his hands together like a kid in a candy store, saying he can’t wait to watch […]
Why Your Fancy Election Simulator Can’t Handle the Trump 2024 Tidal Wave
Oh, here we go again—another forecast, another “data-driven” simulation. You know, they simulate the electoral college 50,000 times, like it’s some kind of Vegas slot […]
Mayor Eric Adams Indicted: NYC’s Political Earthquake Opens Door for Trump’s 2024 Comeback
Well, well, well—Mayor Eric Adams has been indicted! The first sitting NYC mayor to take that infamous walk to the courtroom. You gotta hand it […]
Wake Up, America: When They Start Eating Your Pets, It’s Time to Get Real
Alright, folks, buckle up because this one’s a doozy. So, we’ve got a story out of Ohio—home of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame […]
How the Greens and Trumpsters Can Team Up to Save America (and Maybe Even the Planet)
Alright, folks, buckle up, ‘cause I’m about to say something that’ll make heads spin faster than a politician dodging a question. Picture this: the Green […]
The Two Faces of Trump Supporters: Policy Wonks and Simpletons
By Hans Wilder Alright, folks, let’s talk about Trump supporters. You know, the people who think Donald J. Trump is the second coming of George […]
A Comedic Catastrophe: The 14-Year-Old Hero Who Derailed the NYSAG Case Against Trump
Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round, ’cause we’re about to dive into one of the most deliciously absurd tales of our time. Picture this: a 14-year-old […]