New York City NY By Hans Wilder Listen up, you brain-dead, thumb-sucking morons out there whining, “Why isn’t the mainstream media reporting this? Where’s CNN? […]
Category: Trump
America First Kicks Zelensky to the Curb: The End of the Puppet Parade
Watertown, NY By Hans Wilder Alright, buckle up, folks, because we’re about to take a wild ride through the circus of American foreign policy—so get […]
America vs. Europe: Liberty’s Last Stand Against Woke Tyranny
New York City, NY By Hans Wilder Alright, strap in, folks, because we’re about to take a wild ride through the steaming pile of hypocrisy […]
Trump’s Ace Byron Donalds: Why He’d Crush It as Florida Governor Over Casey DeSantis
West Palm Beach, Fla. – By Hans Wilder Florida’s political sandbox is heating up, and it’s time to pick a new top dog for governor […]
Government Gone Wild: The Misadventure of Misallocated Millions
You can’t make this shit up, folks. We’re living in a world where the lunatics have taken over the asylum, and they’re spending your money […]
Trump 2.0: The Wrecking Ball Returns
Alright, folks, let’s talk about the Donald Trump comeback special. This guy has decided to take a giant shit on subtlety and just go full […]
Mass Hysteria 2025: When Losing an Election is a Pre-Existing Condition
By Hans Wilder, Watertown NY So, apparently, Trump’s victory has triggered a full-blown medical emergency. People are dropping like flies—not from heart attacks or strokes, […]
AI Bites Back: How Elon and the DOGE Crew Are Exposing Government Waste
What Comes Around Goes Around By Hans Wilder, Watertown NY For years, the U.S. government has funneled taxpayer money into murky corners, bankrolling everything from […]
Anthony Constantino: The Right Candidate for NY-21 in the Age of Political Turmoil
Anthony Constantino: The Right Candidate for NY-21 in the Age of Political Turmoil By Hans Wilder, Watertown NY It’s official: the special election for New […]
“Now Taking Applications: New States for the USA!”
By Hans Wilder, In the sky over North Carolina You know what America needs? More America! That’s right, folks—it’s time we open the books and […]