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Why Your Fancy Election Simulator Can’t Handle the Trump 2024 Tidal Wave
Oh, here we go again—another forecast, another “data-driven” simulation. You know, they simulate the electoral college 50,000 times, like it’s some kind of Vegas slot […]
Mayor Eric Adams Indicted: NYC’s Political Earthquake Opens Door for Trump’s 2024 Comeback
Well, well, well—Mayor Eric Adams has been indicted! The first sitting NYC mayor to take that infamous walk to the courtroom. You gotta hand it […]
Wake Up, America: When They Start Eating Your Pets, It’s Time to Get Real
Alright, folks, buckle up because this one’s a doozy. So, we’ve got a story out of Ohio—home of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame […]
How the Greens and Trumpsters Can Team Up to Save America (and Maybe Even the Planet)
Alright, folks, buckle up, ‘cause I’m about to say something that’ll make heads spin faster than a politician dodging a question. Picture this: the Green […]
The Two Faces of Trump Supporters: Policy Wonks and Simpletons
By Hans Wilder Alright, folks, let’s talk about Trump supporters. You know, the people who think Donald J. Trump is the second coming of George […]
A Comedic Catastrophe: The 14-Year-Old Hero Who Derailed the NYSAG Case Against Trump
Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round, ’cause we’re about to dive into one of the most deliciously absurd tales of our time. Picture this: a 14-year-old […]
Mark Zuckerberg’s Master Plan to Keep Trump Off Your Feed
Ladies and gentlemen, pull up a chair, because it looks like Mark Zuckerberg, our favorite billionaire puppet-master, has decided to pull the strings a little […]
Legal High-Wire Act: Trump and Team Tangle with Georgia’s RICO Rodeo
Watertown NY 04.13.24 By Hans Wilder Ah, the delicious dance of democracy! In Georgia, the swirling political circus has pitched its tent once again, this […]
Trump Laughtergate: The Day Facebook Mistook Chuckles for Nudity
Six years ago, amidst the chaos of social media censorship, Facebook’s algorithm decided to flex its artificial muscles and ban a meme that shook the […]