New York City NY By Hans Wilder
Listen up, you brain-dead, thumb-sucking morons out there whining, “Why isn’t the mainstream media reporting this? Where’s CNN? Where’s MSNBC? Why’s Politico ignoring this bombshell?” Oh, boo-fucking-hoo, somebody get me a tissue for these crybabies! You’re standing there with your pants around your ankles, clutching your pearls, begging the so-called “MSM” to spoon-feed you the truth like it’s some sacred oracle. Newsflash, dipshits: nobody gives a flying fuck what the mainstream media thinks anymore! It’s not 1995, and you’re not waiting for Walter Cronkite to tell you the sky is blue. The MSM? It’s a goddamn circus, a clown car stuffed with overpaid makeup models reading teleprompters like they’re auditioning for a bad sitcom. And you’re out here crying, “Why aren’t they reporting Trump’s latest wilder-than-wild triumph?” Because they’re too busy jerking off to their own reflection, that’s why!
Let’s get real for a second. CNN? That’s not news—it’s a 24-hour therapy session for people who hate their dads and think avocado toast is a personality. MSNBC? Rachel Maddow’s over there knitting conspiracy theories out of yarn and tears, pretending she’s the last line of defense against the orange man’s evil empire. Politico? HuffPo? Give me a break! These aren’t news organizations; they’re echo chambers for pretentious assholes who think “sources say” is a magic spell that makes their bullshit true. Nobody watches this crap unless they’re hate-scrolling for entertainment or they’ve got a fetish for sanctimonious word salad. Calling them “news” is like calling a porta-potty a five-star restaurant—sure, something’s coming out of it, but you don’t want it anywhere near your mouth.
And here’s the kicker, you mouth-breathing troglodytes: Trump doesn’t need those losers to tell his story! He’s out there, wilder than a tornado in a trailer park, dropping truth bombs on X, shaking up the game while these fossilized media dinosaurs clutch their dying ad revenue and scream about “misinformation.” Misinformation? Bitch, your whole existence is misinformation! Trump’s got the people, he’s got the energy, he’s got more juice than a Florida orange grove, and you’re still waiting for Brian Stelter to waddle out and validate it? Wake the hell up! The MSM isn’t ignoring Trump because they’re noble gatekeepers—they’re ignoring him because they’re terrified, irrelevant, and praying you don’t notice they’ve been peddling the same tired script since he rode down that golden escalator.
You wanna know why they’re not reporting it? Because they’re too busy chasing their own tails, hyping up some nobody politician’s tweet like it’s the Second Coming, or breathlessly “fact-checking” a meme your uncle posted. Meanwhile, Trump’s out here winning, wilder than ever, and you’re still glued to the idiot box like it’s gonna save you. Turn it off, jackass! Nobody’s watching that steaming pile of corporate propaganda except masochists and grandmas who forgot how to change the channel. The real action’s on X, in the streets, in the raw, unfiltered pulse of people who don’t need a talking head to tell them what’s what. So stop asking why the MSM isn’t reporting it—they’re not reporting it because they’re a joke, and you’re an even bigger joke for caring. Now go get a life, or at least a better hobby than begging clowns for crumbs!
