By Hans Wilder, West Palm Beach, Florida
If It Weren’t for Those Meddling Kids: The Deep State’s Scooby-Doo Plot Against Trump
Well, folks, here we are again, watching another episode of “The Deep State Chronicles: Jack Smith Edition.” You know Jack Smith, right? The guy whose resume includes prosecuting warlords and human rights abusers at The Hague. A real legal eagle swooping down on world-ending villains. So what’s he doing now? Oh, he’s chasing down Donald Trump, the one guy who managed to scare the living daylights out of the swamp monsters in Washington, D.C.
This whole Jack Smith thing—it’s like watching a Scooby-Doo episode in reverse. Remember those? A group of meddling kids with a talking dog stumbles onto a crime, unmasks the villain, and saves the day. Only in this case, Jack Smith isn’t the hero. He’s the guy in the cheap rubber mask yelling, “I would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for that pesky MAGA movement!”
Let’s break it down. In the Scooby-Doo world, you’ve got a gang that exposes fakery. They uncover phony ghosts, fake witches, and bogus monsters. But here in reality? The Deep State is Scooby-Doo on steroids, manufacturing phantoms left and right. Russia collusion? Fake. Impeachment one and two? Fake. January 6th? The deep state’s “haunted carnival ride” designed to scare the normies into submission.
And now we’ve got Jack Smith—Mr. Hague himself—pretending he’s Velma Dinkley with glasses, saying, “Jinkies! Trump’s a threat to democracy!” Spare me, Jack. The only “threat” Trump poses is to your cushy bureaucratic club where accountability goes to die.
The charges? Oh, they’re as flimsy as Scooby’s appetite for anything not labeled “Scooby Snacks.” Smith’s got a case so weak it couldn’t even frighten Scrappy-Doo, let alone the American people. It’s the same old story: “Orange Man Bad,” only this time it’s got a European flair because, hey, Jack Smith’s been to The Hague. Ooh, fancy. Maybe he’ll try Trump in the same courtroom where Slobodan Milošević went on trial. Except, here’s the catch—Trump didn’t commit any war crimes. His only “crime” was making the government work for the people for once.
And let’s not forget the accomplices. Who are the Deep State’s Scooby gang? The media, of course! They’re Shaggy—hungry, clueless, and willing to eat whatever slop the establishment serves. Then you’ve got the FBI as Daphne, pretty on the outside but secretly scheming behind the scenes. And Congress? Fred. Looks like they’re in charge but doesn’t have a clue without the real masterminds pulling the strings.
But guess what? The MAGA movement is the real gang, baby. And we’re here to pull the mask off Jack Smith and reveal the truth: he’s just another Deep State stooge! The real criminals are the ones rigging the system, weaponizing the justice department, and trying to bury anyone who dares disrupt their corrupt little gravy train.
Jack, if you’re listening, you’re not the hero here. You’re the guy running the haunted house, pretending to scare us with ghosts that aren’t real. And just like every Scooby-Doo villain, you’re going to get unmasked in the end. And when that day comes, the American people are going to say, “And we would’ve been fine without that meddling Deep State!”
So let’s skip the trial, shall we? We already know how it ends. Trump rides off into the sunset in the Mystery Machine, and Jack Smith goes back to prosecuting real criminals. If he’s lucky.
And as for the Deep State? Zoinks! Time to pack it in, folks. MAGA’s on the case, and we’re not stopping until the swamp’s drained and the masks are off for good.
