Watertown NY 04.02.2024 Written by Hans Wilder
Well, well, well, what do we have here? A federal judge in California just tossed out Hunter Biden’s attempts to get his tax charges dismissed like yesterday’s leftovers. The judge, Mark Scarsi, decided that Hunter’s claims of political motivation were about as convincing as a politician’s promise.
Hunter’s legal team, led by the esteemed Abbe Lowell, tried to argue that the IRS was out to get their client, citing various internet news sources and social media posts as evidence. Now, I’m no legal expert, but I’m pretty sure that’s not how you build a solid case. The judge seemed to agree, saying that Hunter’s evidence was about as reliable as a weather forecast in the Sahara.
So, Hunter is still facing charges in both Delaware and California for tax evasion, lying on tax returns, and even a felony for trying to buy a gun while high on drugs. That last one is a real doozy, isn’t it? Between 2016 and 2019, Hunter allegedly failed to pay at least $2 million in back taxes. That’s a lot of zeros, folks. And now, family members and former associates are being called to testify before Congress about Hunter’s business dealings in countries like China.
David Weiss, the special counsel investigating Hunter, has been on the case since 2018. That’s right, folks, this thing has been going on longer than some marriages. And let me tell you, this whole situation is about as transparent as a brick wall.
So, there you have it. Hunter Biden’s attempts to get his tax charges dismissed have gone up in smoke like a cheap cigar. And we’re all left wondering what the heck is going on with this family. But hey, at least it’s entertaining, right?
