So, get this: in Springfield, Ohio—home of the Simpsons, mind you—there’s a situation where pets are allegedly disappearing, with cats, dogs, and even ducks ending […]
Category: Watertown NY
Watertown, NY: A Sanctuary for the Clueless and the Cluelessly Welcomed
Ladies and gentlemen, strap in! Watertown, NY—where dreams of a small-town life collide with the realities of big-city policies and freight-train immigration! You know, Watertown, […]
PUTIN THREATENS WORLD WAR III: POLITICIANS PLAY NUCLEAR CHICKEN WHILE WE’RE ALL STUCK ON THIS CRAZY RIDE!
Ah, here we go—Putin’s rattling his nuclear saber again, and everyone’s holding their breath like it’s a game of Russian roulette. What’s the latest? Apparently, […]
Wake Up, America: When They Start Eating Your Pets, It’s Time to Get Real
Alright, folks, buckle up because this one’s a doozy. So, we’ve got a story out of Ohio—home of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame […]
How the Greens and Trumpsters Can Team Up to Save America (and Maybe Even the Planet)
Alright, folks, buckle up, ‘cause I’m about to say something that’ll make heads spin faster than a politician dodging a question. Picture this: the Green […]
The Fact-Check Follies: A Media Circus with a Nerd Parade
Watertown NY, 09-09-2024 You ever notice these days every time Trump opens his mouth, there’s some dweeb in a cardigan on CNN, chomping at the […]
Look Out! The Meme Revolution: Modern-Day Satire Taking Aim at Power
Memes, my dear human, are the modern-day equivalent of Carlin’s seven dirty words. They’re the shock and awe of the digital age, the viral vehicles […]
“The Straight Dope on January 6th: A Comedy of Misinformation in the Congressional Race”
Hey there, folks! It’s time to talk about the January 6th Capitol riot, and let me tell you, the spin on this story is more […]
World War III: The Sneaky Cyber Brawl Nobody Saw Coming!
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and children of all ages! Gather ’round for the latest edition of “What the Hell is Going On Now?” […]
A Chronicle of Valor: The Commemoration of the Battle of York
Sackets Harbor NY 04.25.2023 By Hans Wilder Upon this day, some two hundred and ten years past, the tranquil morn at Sackets Harbor was broken […]