Oh, here we go again—another forecast, another “data-driven” simulation. You know, they simulate the electoral college 50,000 times, like it’s some kind of Vegas slot […]
Category: Watertown NY
Espionage in Our Backyard: The Dulles Brothers and Watertown’s Secret Legacy
Alright, folks, gather ’round! Did you know that right here in Watertown, NY, we can proudly say we’re the birthplace of the CIA? That’s right! […]
Dockworkers on Strike: The Latest Gift from Bidenomics (And Don’t Worry, Harris is Confused Too)
Ah, the East Coast dockworkers are on strike—again. Let’s hear it for the working man, taking a stand! But let’s not kid ourselves here: this […]
“Watertown: The Gold Mine We Didn’t Know We Were Sitting On… or Maybe Just Another Government Experiment”
By Hans Wilder for DMUSA This week in Watertown has been nothing short of surreal. You can’t swing a cat (not that I would—I’m a […]
Oh, It’s Just the Government Doing Their Thing
Well, folks, after weeks of watching that yellow and blue plane buzzing around like a confused bumblebee on steroids, we finally got a response. And […]
Putin Nukes London Video: Why? Because Power’s the Only Game
Alright, folks, let’s talk about this little video that Putin just dropped—the one where London gets nuked. I mean, what’s this guy trying to say? […]
If Trump Wins, It’ll Be Like Fourth of July—With a Side of Sanity
You know, the way things are going, if Trump wins in November, it’s gonna be like the Fourth of July on steroids. Fireworks lighting up […]
Spy Planes, Crop Dusters, or Just Another Day of Government Surveillance? Watertown Wonders What’s Buzzing Overhead
Alright, folks, here’s another head-scratcher from the “What the hell are they doing up there?” department. Picture this: a U.S.-registered Air Tractor—yeah, that’s right, an […]
First Lady Running the Show? Biden’s Cabinet Meeting Turns Into a Constitutional Farce
Ah, the state of the Union—more like the state of confusion, folks. You heard it right. Apparently, we’ve got a First Lady running a Cabinet […]
Fake Liberals: Preaching Peace, Funding War – Hypocrisy in Full Swing!
The same people chanting “No more war!” are the ones quietly sending tanks, jets, and piles of cash to fuel every conflict they can get […]