So, here’s Joe Biden at a rally, practically rubbing his hands together like a kid in a candy store, saying he can’t wait to watch […]
Category: Watertown NY
MAGA Melanin: The Unlikely Heroes of the Trump Train
Well, well, well! It looks like the Trump train is making a pit stop at a new station called “MAGA Melanin.” That’s right, folks—a fresh […]
Watertown, N.Y. (WWFI) – Second Horse in Jefferson County Diagnosed with EEE, Public Health Alert Issued
Public Service Announcement: Protect Yourself and Your Animals from Eastern Equine Encephalitis (EEE) The Jefferson County Public Health Department has confirmed that a second horse […]
Elise Stefanik and Donald Trump: Defending American Workers, Not Exploiting Cheap Labor
In today’s political landscape, Democrats and left-wing commentators often make misleading claims about Republican leadership, especially when it comes to immigration and labor policies. A […]
Why Your Fancy Election Simulator Can’t Handle the Trump 2024 Tidal Wave
Oh, here we go again—another forecast, another “data-driven” simulation. You know, they simulate the electoral college 50,000 times, like it’s some kind of Vegas slot […]
Espionage in Our Backyard: The Dulles Brothers and Watertown’s Secret Legacy
Alright, folks, gather ’round! Did you know that right here in Watertown, NY, we can proudly say we’re the birthplace of the CIA? That’s right! […]
Dockworkers on Strike: The Latest Gift from Bidenomics (And Don’t Worry, Harris is Confused Too)
Ah, the East Coast dockworkers are on strike—again. Let’s hear it for the working man, taking a stand! But let’s not kid ourselves here: this […]
“Watertown: The Gold Mine We Didn’t Know We Were Sitting On… or Maybe Just Another Government Experiment”
By Hans Wilder for DMUSA This week in Watertown has been nothing short of surreal. You can’t swing a cat (not that I would—I’m a […]
Oh, It’s Just the Government Doing Their Thing
Well, folks, after weeks of watching that yellow and blue plane buzzing around like a confused bumblebee on steroids, we finally got a response. And […]
Putin Nukes London Video: Why? Because Power’s the Only Game
Alright, folks, let’s talk about this little video that Putin just dropped—the one where London gets nuked. I mean, what’s this guy trying to say? […]