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David Pakman’s Woke Nonsense Gets Obliterated: My Take on His Flawed Logic
By Hans Wilder for Digital Media USA David Pakman strikes again, folks, rolling out his greatest hits of smug, woke talking points and thinking they’ll […]
The Trump Administration: Welcome to the New Roman Empire (And Why That’s Awesome)
By Hans Wilder for Digital Media USA Let’s talk about the Trump administration for a minute. No, not the doom-and-gloom headlines or your neighbor with […]
“Why Real Men Scratch Their Balls: A Deep Dive into the Itch of Authenticity”
By Hans Wilder for Digital Media USA There’s a universal truth in the world, folks, and it’s this: Real men scratch their balls. Not because […]
“How ‘Cool’ Trumped the Nerds in 2024: A Lesson in Swagger vs. Snooze”
By Hans Wilder for Digital Media USA Let’s face it, folks. The 2024 election wasn’t just about policies, debates, or yard signs. Nope, it was […]
Tariffs, Trade, and Common Sense: Why It’s Time to Stop Buying Cheap Pencils from China
By Hans Wilder for Digital Media USA Hey folks, let’s talk about something most people don’t think about: tariffs. Yeah, I know—it’s not as sexy […]
Schumer’s Senate Shuffle: Please Don’t Crush Us Like We Were Gonna Crush You!
Alright, folks, buckle up because we’re diving into the schmoozy, hypocritical, and downright hilarious world of Senate politics. And who better to give us the […]
Cincinnatus and Trump: A Modern-Day Hero’s Journey to Save the Republic
Alright, let’s talk about Cincinnatus, the Roman general who, believe it or not, has something in common with Trump’s run in 2024. Imagine the scene—ancient […]
Grabbing the Cookie, Missing the Cake: How Trump Played the Waiting Game to Win Big in 2024
“Delayed gratification,” folks—that’s the real theme of Trump’s 2024 victory, a lesson in patience that nobody saw coming from a guy who made his career […]
Biden Admin’s Big ‘Uh-Oh’ Moment: Feels Like When a Kid Breaks Dad’s Favorite Tool
The Biden administration is having a classic “Oops, we’re in big trouble now” moment, like a kid realizing he just broke Dad’s favorite wrench and […]