Watertown, NY By Hans Wilder Inner cities across the country, particularly in distressed downtown areas, often face a stark reality: an abundance of mini markets […]
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iPhone SE 4: Another Overpriced Brick You’ll Buy Anyway
Title: iPhone SE 4: Another Overpriced Brick You’ll Buy AnywayBy Hans Wilder, Watertown, NYFebruary 19, 2025 Apple dropped their latest cash grab today—the iPhone SE […]
Watertown’s Flag Vote: Rainbow Today, Swastika Tomorrow?
Watertown, NY By Hans Wilder Listen up, Watertown, NY, you geniuses are yammering about voting to hoist the pride flag—like it’s some noble, feel-good victory […]
The Ballad of Paul Lawarance Ward: Watertown’s Accidental Candidate (or How Democracy Might Just Trip Over Itself)
– Watertown NY, By Hans Wilder Alright, folks, gather ‘round the TV screen of life, because we’ve got a hot scoop from the frozen tundra […]
Why Anthony Constantino Should Set His Sights on the Governor’s Mansion—Not Just NY‑21
Why Anthony Constantino Should Set His Sights on the Governor’s Mansion—Not Just NY‑21 -Watertown NY By Hans Wilder It’s becoming abundantly clear to more and […]
Setting the Record Straight: Exposing the Lies and Fighting for Watertown’s Future
Folks, I want to set the record straight. There’s been a lot said about our city—some true, some twisted beyond recognition. I want you to […]
Government Gone Wild: The Misadventure of Misallocated Millions
You can’t make this shit up, folks. We’re living in a world where the lunatics have taken over the asylum, and they’re spending your money […]
Trump 2.0: The Wrecking Ball Returns
Alright, folks, let’s talk about the Donald Trump comeback special. This guy has decided to take a giant shit on subtlety and just go full […]
Mass Hysteria 2025: When Losing an Election is a Pre-Existing Condition
By Hans Wilder, Watertown NY So, apparently, Trump’s victory has triggered a full-blown medical emergency. People are dropping like flies—not from heart attacks or strokes, […]