Oh, here we go again—another forecast, another “data-driven” simulation. You know, they simulate the electoral college 50,000 times, like it’s some kind of Vegas slot […]
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Mayor Eric Adams Indicted: NYC’s Political Earthquake Opens Door for Trump’s 2024 Comeback
Well, well, well—Mayor Eric Adams has been indicted! The first sitting NYC mayor to take that infamous walk to the courtroom. You gotta hand it […]
First Lady Running the Show? Biden’s Cabinet Meeting Turns Into a Constitutional Farce
Ah, the state of the Union—more like the state of confusion, folks. You heard it right. Apparently, we’ve got a First Lady running a Cabinet […]
King George’s Luxury Reign: Exploiting Haitian Migrants in Springfield’s Sweatshop Economy
Picture this: luxury for George, squalor for everyone else. This guy rolls in money while stuffing Haitian migrants into houses so run-down, even the rats […]
Fake Liberals: Preaching Peace, Funding War – Hypocrisy in Full Swing!
The same people chanting “No more war!” are the ones quietly sending tanks, jets, and piles of cash to fuel every conflict they can get […]
Simpsons Prophecy Strikes Again? Pets Disappear in Springfield, Ohio – Are We Living in a Cartoon Future?
So, get this: in Springfield, Ohio—home of the Simpsons, mind you—there’s a situation where pets are allegedly disappearing, with cats, dogs, and even ducks ending […]
Watertown, NY: A Sanctuary for the Clueless and the Cluelessly Welcomed
Ladies and gentlemen, strap in! Watertown, NY—where dreams of a small-town life collide with the realities of big-city policies and freight-train immigration! You know, Watertown, […]
Wake Up, America: When They Start Eating Your Pets, It’s Time to Get Real
Alright, folks, buckle up because this one’s a doozy. So, we’ve got a story out of Ohio—home of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame […]
The Fact-Check Follies: A Media Circus with a Nerd Parade
Watertown NY, 09-09-2024 You ever notice these days every time Trump opens his mouth, there’s some dweeb in a cardigan on CNN, chomping at the […]
The Party of War: Democrats and Their Warmongering Allies
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for a reality check. You know, the kind of moment when you look in the mirror and finally admit that […]