Watertown, NY: The Political Clown Car Nobody Asked ForBy Hans Wilder (if he were stuck in Jefferson County with nothing but a microphone and a […]
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“Build on Sand, Cry in the Rain” — A Rant for the Domain-Challenged
Watertown NY By Hans Wilder “Build on Sand, Cry in the Rain” — A Rant for the Domain-Challenged Alright, listen up, digital squatters and social […]
Letitia James: The Enforcer Entangled – A Satirical Examination of Legal Irony
The Wilder Treatment Residency Riddles and Legal Lapses: A Satirical Take on Letitia James’ Legal Labyrinth Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round for a tale of […]
“The MAGA Civil War: The Battle of the Brains vs. the Brainwashed”
-Watertown NY, By Hans Wilder You ever notice how every movement eventually eats itself? Starts with a purpose, ends in a punchline. And right now, […]
World Stage Follies: Putin’s Power Plays, Trump’s Peace Pitches, and Zelensky’s Survival Struggles
–The Wilder Treatment; By Hans Wilder Alright, folks, let’s break down this latest geopolitical circus act, shall we? Picture this: Vladimir Putin, that old Cold […]
Trump’s Fort Knox Audit: The Gold, the Bullshit, and the Circus in Between
Watertown NY By Hans Wilder So here we go—February 20, 2025—President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, declares he’s gonna audit Fort Knox’s gold reserves. “We’re […]
MSM Clowns Cry While Trump’s Wild Ride Leaves ‘Em in the Dust!
New York City NY By Hans Wilder Listen up, you brain-dead, thumb-sucking morons out there whining, “Why isn’t the mainstream media reporting this? Where’s CNN? […]
America First Kicks Zelensky to the Curb: The End of the Puppet Parade
Watertown, NY By Hans Wilder Alright, buckle up, folks, because we’re about to take a wild ride through the circus of American foreign policy—so get […]
iPhone SE 4: Another Overpriced Brick You’ll Buy Anyway
Title: iPhone SE 4: Another Overpriced Brick You’ll Buy AnywayBy Hans Wilder, Watertown, NYFebruary 19, 2025 Apple dropped their latest cash grab today—the iPhone SE […]
Watertown’s Flag Vote: Rainbow Today, Swastika Tomorrow?
Watertown, NY By Hans Wilder Listen up, Watertown, NY, you geniuses are yammering about voting to hoist the pride flag—like it’s some noble, feel-good victory […]