New York City NY By Hans Wilder Listen up, you brain-dead, thumb-sucking morons out there whining, “Why isn’t the mainstream media reporting this? Where’s CNN? […]
Category: The Wilder Treatment
America First Kicks Zelensky to the Curb: The End of the Puppet Parade
Watertown, NY By Hans Wilder Alright, buckle up, folks, because we’re about to take a wild ride through the circus of American foreign policy—so get […]
iPhone SE 4: Another Overpriced Brick You’ll Buy Anyway
Title: iPhone SE 4: Another Overpriced Brick You’ll Buy AnywayBy Hans Wilder, Watertown, NYFebruary 19, 2025 Apple dropped their latest cash grab today—the iPhone SE […]
Watertown’s Flag Vote: Rainbow Today, Swastika Tomorrow?
Watertown, NY By Hans Wilder Listen up, Watertown, NY, you geniuses are yammering about voting to hoist the pride flag—like it’s some noble, feel-good victory […]
America vs. Europe: Liberty’s Last Stand Against Woke Tyranny
New York City, NY By Hans Wilder Alright, strap in, folks, because we’re about to take a wild ride through the steaming pile of hypocrisy […]
Trump’s Art of the Deal: Adams Keeps His Throne, Dems Lose Their Minds
West Palm Beach, By Hans Wilder Well, folks, strap in for another wild ride through the circus we call American politics! In the latest episode […]
Trump’s Ace Byron Donalds: Why He’d Crush It as Florida Governor Over Casey DeSantis
West Palm Beach, Fla. – By Hans Wilder Florida’s political sandbox is heating up, and it’s time to pick a new top dog for governor […]
The Ballad of Paul Lawarance Ward: Watertown’s Accidental Candidate (or How Democracy Might Just Trip Over Itself)
– Watertown NY, By Hans Wilder Alright, folks, gather ‘round the TV screen of life, because we’ve got a hot scoop from the frozen tundra […]
Government Gone Wild: The Misadventure of Misallocated Millions
You can’t make this shit up, folks. We’re living in a world where the lunatics have taken over the asylum, and they’re spending your money […]
Trump 2.0: The Wrecking Ball Returns
Alright, folks, let’s talk about the Donald Trump comeback special. This guy has decided to take a giant shit on subtlety and just go full […]