You know what really grinds my gears? News reporters starting their segments with the word “Look.” Have you noticed this? They all do it. “Look, […]
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Hans Wilder tackles it all—politics, culture, science, the quirky, and the profound. In this section, Hans brings his unique perspective to an expansive array of topics, offering thought-provoking insights and commentary on the issues and ideas shaping our world.
From breaking news to deep dives into the bizarre and extraordinary, Hans covers everything with wit, curiosity, and a sharp eye for the unexpected. This is where no topic is off-limits, and every story gets the Wilder treatment.
A Comedic Catastrophe: The 14-Year-Old Hero Who Derailed the NYSAG Case Against Trump
Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round, ’cause we’re about to dive into one of the most deliciously absurd tales of our time. Picture this: a 14-year-old […]
The Costly Canine Conundrum: A Tail of Economic Woes
In the age of economic uncertainty, where even the simple act of owning a dog comes with a price tag that would make a Wall […]
“The Straight Dope on January 6th: A Comedy of Misinformation in the Congressional Race”
Hey there, folks! It’s time to talk about the January 6th Capitol riot, and let me tell you, the spin on this story is more […]
World War III: The Sneaky Cyber Brawl Nobody Saw Coming!
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and children of all ages! Gather ’round for the latest edition of “What the Hell is Going On Now?” […]
The Death of Political Memes: Both Sides Have Turned Them into Utter Garbage
You ever notice how political memes have gone from clever, insightful commentary to absolute garbage? Yeah, I said it—garbage! Once upon a time, these little […]
Breaking News: Rising Tensions Hint at Direct Conflict with Russia
By Hans Wilder, Digital Media USA In a startling development, rising tensions between the United States and Russia seem to be heading toward a direct […]
When Chickens Come Home to Roost: A Hans Wilder-esque Rant on Bird Flu, Politics, and Pets
Well, folks, buckle up because it’s about to get weirder than a gerbil at a pride parade! Imagine this: just when you thought 2020 was […]
Europe’s New Nuclear Stance: Defiant France Says ‘Non Merci’ to UK Shield
France, in its quintessentially French manner, has declined the UK’s nuclear umbrella offer, which was a gesture of security against the looming threat of Russia. […]
GDP Dips and Inflation Flips: America’s Wild Economic Ride
Posted on April 25, 2024 by Digital Media USA Watertown NY 04.25.24 By Hans Wilder Oh boy, gather ’round folks, because it seems we’ve found ourselves in a […]