Category: Reel News
The Impunity of the Unknown: America’s Skybound Enigma
– Sedona Az, By Zane Reddick Good evening, America — and to our brothers and sisters tuning in from the quiet corners of the night […]
“51 Flakes Lose Their Clearance: The Intel Circus Gets a Reality Check”
By Hans Wilder, Watertown NY Well, well, well, look who just got their golden tickets to the classified candy store revoked. Fifty-one “intel agents”—or as […]
Breaking News: Rising Tensions Hint at Direct Conflict with Russia
By Hans Wilder, Digital Media USA In a startling development, rising tensions between the United States and Russia seem to be heading toward a direct […]
People Have STOPPED PAYING THEIR BILLS!
Ah, the American Dream—because you have to be asleep to believe it, right? And right now, it looks like we’re all having a nightmare, according […]
IT’S COMING… They Just Signed Off THIRD WORLD WAR!
Imagine, just imagine if we had 95 billion bucks. What could we do with that? Help the homeless, patch up our healthcare system, fix a […]