So, get this: in Springfield, Ohio—home of the Simpsons, mind you—there’s a situation where pets are allegedly disappearing, with cats, dogs, and even ducks ending […]
Category: Opinion
How the Greens and Trumpsters Can Team Up to Save America (and Maybe Even the Planet)
Alright, folks, buckle up, ‘cause I’m about to say something that’ll make heads spin faster than a politician dodging a question. Picture this: the Green […]
The Fact-Check Follies: A Media Circus with a Nerd Parade
Watertown NY, 09-09-2024 You ever notice these days every time Trump opens his mouth, there’s some dweeb in a cardigan on CNN, chomping at the […]
“We Will Not Conquer Canada This Year”: A Groundbreaking Documentary produced by Oneida Castle Entertainment
Watertown NY August 22, 2024 Oneida Castle Entertainment– Esteemed military historian Patrick A. Wilder has once again captivated audiences with his latest documentary, “We Will […]
Look Out! The Meme Revolution: Modern-Day Satire Taking Aim at Power
Memes, my dear human, are the modern-day equivalent of Carlin’s seven dirty words. They’re the shock and awe of the digital age, the viral vehicles […]
Opinion: The Great “Look” Conspiracy
You know what really grinds my gears? News reporters starting their segments with the word “Look.” Have you noticed this? They all do it. “Look, […]
A Comedic Catastrophe: The 14-Year-Old Hero Who Derailed the NYSAG Case Against Trump
Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round, ’cause we’re about to dive into one of the most deliciously absurd tales of our time. Picture this: a 14-year-old […]
Europe’s New Nuclear Stance: Defiant France Says ‘Non Merci’ to UK Shield
France, in its quintessentially French manner, has declined the UK’s nuclear umbrella offer, which was a gesture of security against the looming threat of Russia. […]
People Have STOPPED PAYING THEIR BILLS!
Ah, the American Dream—because you have to be asleep to believe it, right? And right now, it looks like we’re all having a nightmare, according […]