This week, the Department of Defense announced the establishment of “Area 47,” a rumored state-of-the-art spaceport in Northern New York, purportedly on the grounds of […]
Category: Opinion
Biden’s Comedy Act: “I Can’t Wait to See Trump in Prison!”
So, here’s Joe Biden at a rally, practically rubbing his hands together like a kid in a candy store, saying he can’t wait to watch […]
MAGA Melanin: The Unlikely Heroes of the Trump Train
Well, well, well! It looks like the Trump train is making a pit stop at a new station called “MAGA Melanin.” That’s right, folks—a fresh […]
Elise Stefanik and Donald Trump: Defending American Workers, Not Exploiting Cheap Labor
In today’s political landscape, Democrats and left-wing commentators often make misleading claims about Republican leadership, especially when it comes to immigration and labor policies. A […]
Why Your Fancy Election Simulator Can’t Handle the Trump 2024 Tidal Wave
Oh, here we go again—another forecast, another “data-driven” simulation. You know, they simulate the electoral college 50,000 times, like it’s some kind of Vegas slot […]
The Fall of the Dollar: How Internal Forces Opened the Door for BRICS Dominance
The Fall of the Dollar: How Internal Forces Opened the Door for BRICS Dominance
Dockworkers on Strike: The Latest Gift from Bidenomics (And Don’t Worry, Harris is Confused Too)
Ah, the East Coast dockworkers are on strike—again. Let’s hear it for the working man, taking a stand! But let’s not kid ourselves here: this […]
“Watertown: The Gold Mine We Didn’t Know We Were Sitting On… or Maybe Just Another Government Experiment”
By Hans Wilder for DMUSA This week in Watertown has been nothing short of surreal. You can’t swing a cat (not that I would—I’m a […]
Oh, It’s Just the Government Doing Their Thing
Well, folks, after weeks of watching that yellow and blue plane buzzing around like a confused bumblebee on steroids, we finally got a response. And […]
Crop Dusters and Cover-Ups: Watertown’s Airborne Mystery
Here’s what I think is going on, folks: it was a probing mission, plain and simple. They’re flying this Canadian crop duster like it’s just […]