By Paul Lawrence Ward; Watertown NY Alright, buckle up, people, ’cause I’m about to lay it down for you! How about this for a day’s […]
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Bird Flu Blues: When Uncle Sam Cries Wolf and the Flock Flies Away
By Hans Wilder, Watertown NY Ah, the bird flu is back, ladies and gentlemen! This time, it’s not just for the birds. Nope, now we’re […]
RINO Watertown Mayor Declares War on AI… and Somehow Loses Email Battle to Populist
Watertown Mayor Declares War on AI… and Somehow Loses to Emails Ladies and gentlemen, gather around because Watertown, New York—home to snowbanks taller than your […]
Mystery in the Skies: Global Drone Swarms Raise Alarms Over National Security and UFO Speculation
Well, folks, the drones are back, and this time they’ve got a global act going. Mysterious unmanned aerial systems have been swarming military installations worldwide, […]
“How ‘Cool’ Trumped the Nerds in 2024: A Lesson in Swagger vs. Snooze”
By Hans Wilder for Digital Media USA Let’s face it, folks. The 2024 election wasn’t just about policies, debates, or yard signs. Nope, it was […]
Cincinnatus and Trump: A Modern-Day Hero’s Journey to Save the Republic
Alright, let’s talk about Cincinnatus, the Roman general who, believe it or not, has something in common with Trump’s run in 2024. Imagine the scene—ancient […]
“Northern NY Takes Over DC: Trump, Elise, and Tom Make America Upstate Again!”
You heard it right, folks. Trump’s got Northern NY on the national stage, and you can practically hear the Adirondacks cheering. Here comes Elise Stefanik, […]
Elise Stefanik and Donald Trump: Defending American Workers, Not Exploiting Cheap Labor
In today’s political landscape, Democrats and left-wing commentators often make misleading claims about Republican leadership, especially when it comes to immigration and labor policies. A […]
Oh, It’s Just the Government Doing Their Thing
Well, folks, after weeks of watching that yellow and blue plane buzzing around like a confused bumblebee on steroids, we finally got a response. And […]