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RINO Watertown Mayor Declares War on AI… and Somehow Loses Email Battle to Populist
Watertown Mayor Declares War on AI… and Somehow Loses to Emails Ladies and gentlemen, gather around because Watertown, New York—home to snowbanks taller than your […]
Mystery in the Skies: Global Drone Swarms Raise Alarms Over National Security and UFO Speculation
Well, folks, the drones are back, and this time they’ve got a global act going. Mysterious unmanned aerial systems have been swarming military installations worldwide, […]
“How ‘Cool’ Trumped the Nerds in 2024: A Lesson in Swagger vs. Snooze”
By Hans Wilder for Digital Media USA Let’s face it, folks. The 2024 election wasn’t just about policies, debates, or yard signs. Nope, it was […]
Cincinnatus and Trump: A Modern-Day Hero’s Journey to Save the Republic
Alright, let’s talk about Cincinnatus, the Roman general who, believe it or not, has something in common with Trump’s run in 2024. Imagine the scene—ancient […]
“Northern NY Takes Over DC: Trump, Elise, and Tom Make America Upstate Again!”
You heard it right, folks. Trump’s got Northern NY on the national stage, and you can practically hear the Adirondacks cheering. Here comes Elise Stefanik, […]
Elise Stefanik and Donald Trump: Defending American Workers, Not Exploiting Cheap Labor
In today’s political landscape, Democrats and left-wing commentators often make misleading claims about Republican leadership, especially when it comes to immigration and labor policies. A […]
Oh, It’s Just the Government Doing Their Thing
Well, folks, after weeks of watching that yellow and blue plane buzzing around like a confused bumblebee on steroids, we finally got a response. And […]
Mayor Eric Adams Indicted: NYC’s Political Earthquake Opens Door for Trump’s 2024 Comeback
Well, well, well—Mayor Eric Adams has been indicted! The first sitting NYC mayor to take that infamous walk to the courtroom. You gotta hand it […]
Simpsons Prophecy Strikes Again? Pets Disappear in Springfield, Ohio – Are We Living in a Cartoon Future?
So, get this: in Springfield, Ohio—home of the Simpsons, mind you—there’s a situation where pets are allegedly disappearing, with cats, dogs, and even ducks ending […]