Ah, the state of the Union—more like the state of confusion, folks. You heard it right. Apparently, we’ve got a First Lady running a Cabinet […]
Category: Election 2024
Fake Liberals: Preaching Peace, Funding War – Hypocrisy in Full Swing!
The same people chanting “No more war!” are the ones quietly sending tanks, jets, and piles of cash to fuel every conflict they can get […]
How the Greens and Trumpsters Can Team Up to Save America (and Maybe Even the Planet)
Alright, folks, buckle up, ‘cause I’m about to say something that’ll make heads spin faster than a politician dodging a question. Picture this: the Green […]
The Fact-Check Follies: A Media Circus with a Nerd Parade
Watertown NY, 09-09-2024 You ever notice these days every time Trump opens his mouth, there’s some dweeb in a cardigan on CNN, chomping at the […]
The Party of War: Democrats and Their Warmongering Allies
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for a reality check. You know, the kind of moment when you look in the mirror and finally admit that […]
Trump vs. Zelensky: The Ultimate Reality Showdown in Global Politics
Ah, politics, the only profession where you can fail upwards and call it progress. So here we are, watching Donald Trump and Volodymyr Zelensky, two […]
A Comedic Catastrophe: The 14-Year-Old Hero Who Derailed the NYSAG Case Against Trump
Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round, ’cause we’re about to dive into one of the most deliciously absurd tales of our time. Picture this: a 14-year-old […]
“The Straight Dope on January 6th: A Comedy of Misinformation in the Congressional Race”
Hey there, folks! It’s time to talk about the January 6th Capitol riot, and let me tell you, the spin on this story is more […]
When Chickens Come Home to Roost: A Hans Wilder-esque Rant on Bird Flu, Politics, and Pets
Well, folks, buckle up because it’s about to get weirder than a gerbil at a pride parade! Imagine this: just when you thought 2020 was […]
Mark Zuckerberg’s Master Plan to Keep Trump Off Your Feed
Ladies and gentlemen, pull up a chair, because it looks like Mark Zuckerberg, our favorite billionaire puppet-master, has decided to pull the strings a little […]