Oh, here we go again—another forecast, another “data-driven” simulation. You know, they simulate the electoral college 50,000 times, like it’s some kind of Vegas slot […]
Category: Election 2024
Dockworkers on Strike: The Latest Gift from Bidenomics (And Don’t Worry, Harris is Confused Too)
Ah, the East Coast dockworkers are on strike—again. Let’s hear it for the working man, taking a stand! But let’s not kid ourselves here: this […]
If Trump Wins, It’ll Be Like Fourth of July—With a Side of Sanity
You know, the way things are going, if Trump wins in November, it’s gonna be like the Fourth of July on steroids. Fireworks lighting up […]
First Lady Running the Show? Biden’s Cabinet Meeting Turns Into a Constitutional Farce
Ah, the state of the Union—more like the state of confusion, folks. You heard it right. Apparently, we’ve got a First Lady running a Cabinet […]
Fake Liberals: Preaching Peace, Funding War – Hypocrisy in Full Swing!
The same people chanting “No more war!” are the ones quietly sending tanks, jets, and piles of cash to fuel every conflict they can get […]
How the Greens and Trumpsters Can Team Up to Save America (and Maybe Even the Planet)
Alright, folks, buckle up, ‘cause I’m about to say something that’ll make heads spin faster than a politician dodging a question. Picture this: the Green […]
The Fact-Check Follies: A Media Circus with a Nerd Parade
Watertown NY, 09-09-2024 You ever notice these days every time Trump opens his mouth, there’s some dweeb in a cardigan on CNN, chomping at the […]
The Party of War: Democrats and Their Warmongering Allies
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for a reality check. You know, the kind of moment when you look in the mirror and finally admit that […]
Trump vs. Zelensky: The Ultimate Reality Showdown in Global Politics
Ah, politics, the only profession where you can fail upwards and call it progress. So here we are, watching Donald Trump and Volodymyr Zelensky, two […]
A Comedic Catastrophe: The 14-Year-Old Hero Who Derailed the NYSAG Case Against Trump
Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round, ’cause we’re about to dive into one of the most deliciously absurd tales of our time. Picture this: a 14-year-old […]