Ah, the state of the Union—more like the state of confusion, folks. You heard it right. Apparently, we’ve got a First Lady running a Cabinet […]
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The Quickening: Art Bell’s Prophetic Snapshot of the World We Live In
Remember Art Bell? The guy who made late-night AM radio weirdly addictive. You’d stay up at ungodly hours listening to him talk about everything from […]
Fake Liberals: Preaching Peace, Funding War – Hypocrisy in Full Swing!
The same people chanting “No more war!” are the ones quietly sending tanks, jets, and piles of cash to fuel every conflict they can get […]
Watertown, NY: A Sanctuary for the Clueless and the Cluelessly Welcomed
Ladies and gentlemen, strap in! Watertown, NY—where dreams of a small-town life collide with the realities of big-city policies and freight-train immigration! You know, Watertown, […]
Wake Up, America: When They Start Eating Your Pets, It’s Time to Get Real
Alright, folks, buckle up because this one’s a doozy. So, we’ve got a story out of Ohio—home of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame […]
How the Greens and Trumpsters Can Team Up to Save America (and Maybe Even the Planet)
Alright, folks, buckle up, ‘cause I’m about to say something that’ll make heads spin faster than a politician dodging a question. Picture this: the Green […]
The Fact-Check Follies: A Media Circus with a Nerd Parade
Watertown NY, 09-09-2024 You ever notice these days every time Trump opens his mouth, there’s some dweeb in a cardigan on CNN, chomping at the […]
The Two Faces of Trump Supporters: Policy Wonks and Simpletons
By Hans Wilder Alright, folks, let’s talk about Trump supporters. You know, the people who think Donald J. Trump is the second coming of George […]
Look Out! The Meme Revolution: Modern-Day Satire Taking Aim at Power
Memes, my dear human, are the modern-day equivalent of Carlin’s seven dirty words. They’re the shock and awe of the digital age, the viral vehicles […]
Opinion: The Great “Look” Conspiracy
You know what really grinds my gears? News reporters starting their segments with the word “Look.” Have you noticed this? They all do it. “Look, […]