Ah, the state of the Union—more like the state of confusion, folks. You heard it right. Apparently, we’ve got a First Lady running a Cabinet meeting now. That’s right, Jill Biden, the educational doctor, calling the shots while Joe stumbles around trying to find his cue cards. Now, I’m all for women in leadership, but c’mon, this is like letting the Queen of England run a NASCAR team. Makes about as much sense as teaching a goldfish to ride a bicycle.
Unconstitutional? Yeah, you think? Last time I checked, nowhere in the Constitution does it say, “Hey, if the President’s feeling a little out of it, just send the wife in.” This is America, not some reality TV show. Can you imagine George Washington letting Martha stroll into a meeting with his generals and say, “Hey boys, I’ve got this one, George is busy chopping down trees”? Absolutely not.
The Constitution lays out this whole plan of checks and balances for a reason. You know, the whole three branches of government thing? We didn’t fight a revolution so we could end up with some pseudo-monarchy where the First Lady is suddenly running things like Marie Antoinette—”Let them eat cake!” Except here, it’s probably vegan, gluten-free, kale-infused nonsense.
And what about those poor Cabinet members sitting in that room? I bet they’re looking at each other, thinking, “Wait, this is the plan now? I gave up law school for this? I’m taking orders from someone who’s not even elected?” They’re probably wondering if they should call their moms and apologize for not going into real estate instead of public service.
But let’s think about this in practical terms. If the First Lady can run Cabinet meetings, what’s next? Is the White House chef going to handle foreign policy? Maybe the janitor can negotiate with Congress—he’s probably got a better shot of cleaning up that mess anyway.
Look, it’s asinine on its face. We elect a president to make the tough decisions, not hand them off to the closest family member. And sure, Joe might need a little help from time to time, but when the going gets tough, you don’t call in the spouse. This is the presidency, not a tag-team wrestling match. Keep it professional, folks. If you want to lead the country, at least get elected first.
And let’s be honest: if the roles were reversed and Melania tried to take over a Cabinet meeting, people would be rioting in the streets. So what makes this any different? It’s not about gender, it’s about democracy, plain and simple.
Jill Biden stepping in shows strong leadership in times of need, sometimes the best support comes from the closest advisor.
Running the country isn’t a family business tampon Tim, this is starting to feel like ‘First Lady “The Power Edition.”
So you’re a footstool and a puppet
What are you deranged? I generally never call anybody a troll but for crying out loud. That’s some funny stuff right there.
Howdyduddy time
If we’re letting the First Lady handle Cabinet meetings, why not just make her VP at this point? Might as well throw out the rulebook.
We’ve gone from checks and balances to, ‘Hey honey, could you cover for me at work today?’ What’s next, bring-your-spouse-to-Cabinet day?
She looks like Alice Cooper
When I first saw the picture that’s who I thought it was
Economic policies have economic consequences.
Constitutional crisis
One stop for hilarious comments some of these Trump arrangements syndrome. People have completely lost their minds. They’re just barely gripping onto reality.
It’s funny how the lefties can’t understand that this is Sarcastic news website they take everything so seriously like Trump tells a joke or something. They completely lose their minds and turn it around like it’s some threes company and they heard the wrong thing. Well, you know what happens after that mr. Furley gets hard on.
Even though it’s Starcastic, it’s still pretty right on point. I’d say most things except that green party bullshit
The onion gone rogue
I came across this on X a few months ago there is a bunch of stuff on here like one big meme, but that thing going on with the airplanes is definitely weird flying over that town in New York like that and no one seems to know what was going on I mean, that’s a super metropolitan area😳
Elections have consequences
It’s the economy stupid where is the beef? 🐂
Doctor Jill Biden’s busy grading papers, but Trump’s the one who’s been out there rewriting the rules and putting America back in the driver’s seat.
Freak show