By Hans Wilder, West Palm Beach, Florida
“Preemptive Pardons: Legal Mulligans for the Corrupt Elite”
Ah, the preemptive pardon—what a concept! It’s like giving someone a “Get Out of Jail Free” card before they even park on the Monopoly board. Biden’s handing out pardons like they’re Halloween candy. Milley? Fauci? The Select Committee clowns? Even the Capitol cops got in on the action. It’s a buffet of bureaucratic absolution! “Step right up, folks! Who needs a pardon? One size fits all!”
But let’s face it—this ain’t about justice. It’s about cover-your-ass politics. The preemptive pardon isn’t about protecting anyone but the privileged. The elites don’t just play by different rules—they write the damn rules. For the rest of us? You jaywalk, and you’re in cuffs. For them? Treason, tyranny, and tampering with elections are all fine, as long as you’ve got the right friends in high places.
And isn’t it funny? This all happens while Biden’s busy lecturing America about “accountability” and “unity.” Unity? These people couldn’t unify a stack of Post-It Notes. Accountability? Only if you’re a plumber from Topeka.
Now here’s the real kicker: preemptive pardons spit in the face of basic fairness. You want to be forgiven? At least do the crime first! At least let us see the perp walk, for crying out loud! Instead, they pre-pardon their cronies so we can’t even imagine justice. It’s like erasing the chalkboard before the teacher writes the lesson. “Nothing to see here, folks. Move along!”
How do we do away with preemptive pardons? Easy! We start by holding people accountable. No more of this “above the law” garbage. No more political immunity for the chosen few. If the president wants to hand out pardons like breath mints, let’s make sure they’re earned—by serving their time, repenting, and proving they deserve it.
But you know what would really fix it? A little thing called integrity. Remember that word? Didn’t think so. Washington hasn’t heard it in decades. Trump understands that. He’s not pardoning people to protect a system—he’s exposing it. That’s the difference. Trump’s out there saying, “I didn’t come here to make friends—I came here to drain the swamp.” And the swamp monsters? They hate it.
So, how do we end preemptive pardons? We vote out the hypocrites, call out the phonies, and stand up for the idea that justice should be blind—not blindfolded with a checkbook in one hand and a pen in the other.
Until then, the preemptive pardon will keep being what it is: the ultimate cheat code for a corrupt system that doesn’t give a damn about you or me. Wake up, America—because the swamp’s not just deep. It’s pre-pardoned.
