You know, the way things are going, if Trump wins in November, it’s gonna be like the Fourth of July on steroids. Fireworks lighting up the sky, people cheering in the streets, and we’ll all take a deep breath—finally free again. Because right now, I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but it’s like someone sucked all the air out of the room, and they’re charging us double to breathe it back in.
Look around: no jobs, nobody’s got any money. Everyone’s drowning in debt, and we’re supposed to believe everything’s fine because they hand us another credit card like it’s a life raft. Oh yeah, and by the way—crime is at an all-time low! That’s the best joke I’ve heard since the government told us we’re doing “just fine” with $33 trillion in debt. They must be using that new Common Core math, ‘cause the rest of us? We’re just trying to figure out how the hell you run a country like this and expect it to survive.
It’s bad out there, folks. Real bad. Everyone’s pretending like they don’t see it. But we see it. You can’t hide a train wreck behind a curtain of rainbows and unicorns, no matter how hard they try. We’re tired of the untruths, tired of the government spinning fairy tales like we’re toddlers at storytime.
But here’s the kicker: If Trump wins, watch what happens. The media’s gonna lose their minds, but out in the streets? Relief. Finally, some honesty. Finally, some hope that maybe—just maybe—we can get back to being the country we’re supposed to be. You know, the one where people work hard, make an honest living, and don’t have to worry about getting mugged or bankrupted every time they turn around.
They don’t want you to know it, but people are waiting. Waiting for that day in November when the collective sigh of relief rolls across the country like a cool breeze on a hot day. You can’t stop it. When the fireworks go off, it’s gonna be the real deal—because it won’t just be about a win. It’ll be about freedom, about taking back control of our lives, our jobs, our country.
And let me tell you, that’s something to celebrate.
Amen
The way I see it if you are going to troll Paula all the time I am going to be relentless in trolling your shity Facebook page. Another Russian hack is all you are.
TRUMP 2024
Can’t wait
Can’t happen soon enough.
Great sarcastic news site I just found it today.
Bring it on!
Today Please
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Nazi fucker punk bitch, you suck and your shit ass trump shit eat shit and die asshole and all your maggot gay friends. Your Orange Bitch is going to JAIL!!! FUCK OFF MAGA
TDS Much?
Right On from Florida — Make America Great Again
It will be like Christmas in November
I know I’ll be dancing in the streets
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander
If Trump wins, maybe my husband will finally stop complaining about politics and we can focus on what really matters. Getting the kids to bed on time
I sure hope so, it cant get any worse than it al ready is.
A Trump win? Get ready for 24/7 news meltdowns LOL your TV’s gonna need a therapist!
When my main man Trump wins, we’ll all get free healthcare, student loans forgiven, and chocolate fountains installed in every town square!
My sources tell me when Trump wins he will implement PROJECT 2025 and gravity will reverse, cats will start barking, and we’ll all be forced to wear cowboy hats to the grocery store.
The World needs more sarcastic news sites like this one, made my day.
When Trump wins, it’s gonna feel like someone finally turned on the lights after years of living in a blackout!
I cant wait to eat Oreos again