By Hans Wilder, Watertown NY
“Follow the Science? Which One?”
You ever notice how these fake lefty Democrats always scream, “Follow the science!” Like it’s some magic spell that turns them into geniuses. “Follow the science!” Yeah? Well, which science, genius?
See, these are the same people who can’t tell you what a woman is but think they’ve got a monopoly on truth because they watch MSNBC. They act like science is this one, big, unified, holy book of facts. But let me tell you something, science ain’t a monolith—it’s a debate, it’s a wrestling match, it’s a glorified bar fight in lab coats.
And you want proof? Look no further than the weather!
There are two major weather models used by meteorologists: the European model and the American model. And half the time, they don’t agree! One says a hurricane is gonna hit Miami, the other says it’s heading straight for New York. And these aren’t some backyard amateur guesses—these are two sets of highly advanced, government-funded, PhD-approved, science-backed models. So what do the experts do? They argue about it! They weigh the data! They analyze the trends!
Now, imagine some smug, blue-haired liberal sitting there screaming, “Just follow the science!”
What now, Einstein? Which science do we follow? Do we board up the windows or throw on some sunscreen? You tell me!
Science isn’t about blind obedience—it’s about questioning, challenging, and refining ideas through debate. But these lefties? They don’t want a debate. They want submission. They want you to bow down to whatever the establishment is pushing this week. They act like science is never wrong, but let’s not forget—science once said Pluto was a planet, that cigarettes were good for you, and that lobotomies were a great way to treat depression. Oops!
These are the same people who tell you to trust the experts—but only the experts they approve of. If one scientist says something they don’t like, suddenly, he’s a quack, a conspiracy theorist, a “danger to democracy.” Meanwhile, they’re out here with their plastic straws and soy lattes, telling you cow farts are going to end the world in ten years. Sorry, but no. I’m not putting my trust in the same people who thought Jussie Smollett was telling the truth.
They’ll tell you the science is settled—but real science is never settled. If it were, we’d still be bloodletting patients with leeches and prescribing heroin for coughs. But the left? They don’t care. They don’t want truth. They want control.
So next time some woke liberal tells you to “follow the science,” ask them: “Which one?” The European model or the American model? The one that says you’re right, or the one that says you’re full of crap?
And when they start stammering, just smile and say: “I’ll stick to thinking for myself.”
